给几篇英文笑话！200词左右！
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- 2021-02-13 19:42
给几篇英文笑话！200词左右！
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- 五星知识达人网友：孤老序
- 2021-02-13 21:00
《律师、宝马和胳膊》
一个律师打开他的宝马车门，突然一辆汽车驶过来把门撞飞了，警察赶到现场，律师正痛苦地抱怨毁坏了他心爱的宝马。
“警察同志，看看他们把我的车弄的!!!”律师哀怨地说。
“你们律师真是物质至上，我很不舒服!”警察反驳说，“你这么关心你可恶的宝马，你可能没有注意到你的左胳膊也没了。”
律师终于注意到了血淋淋的左肩膀，“天哪，我的劳力士手表在哪儿?”
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit
the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the
lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined.
"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer,
"You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your
left arm was ripped off!!!"
《狗住旅店》
一个人给一家他计划在假期里停留的小旅馆写了封信，“我非常希望带着我的狗，它很干净很有教养，你能允许它和我睡一间屋子吗?”
旅馆主人立即回了封信，“我经营旅馆很多年了，狗从没偷过毛巾，床单，
餐具，或者墙上的画。我也从没有在半夜因为狗喝醉胡闹而赶走它，狗也从不不付帐就跑掉。实际上我们非常欢迎您的狗来我们旅馆，如果它为您担保，也欢迎您来。
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his vacation: "I
would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well
behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at
night?"
An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating
this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels,
bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog
in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a
dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And,
if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."
A small child was giving a bath to a tiny and dirty kitten in the gar-den.
while an ojd lady passing by.
一个小男孩在花园里给一只身上很脏的小花猫洗澡，正在这时，一个上了年纪的女士从旁边经过。
A:Sonny.you shouldn't bathe a kitty in cold waLer.He will get sick and
die.
小家伙，你不应该在凉水中给小猫洗澡，他会生病,甚至会死。
(The child go on with his job.barely liatening to her.Two houra Wer,the lacjy
was retumiWg when ahe saw the boy sittinS on the ground and cring.with the dead
kitten lying beaide
him.
可是，小男孩继续给小猫洗澡，几乎对那位女士置之不理。两小时以后，那位女士返回时看见那个小男孩坐在地上哭泣，小猫躺在他的身旁，死了。）
B:Didn't I tell you .sonny.that the kitty would die if you wa.shed him in the
cold water?
小家伙，我不是告诉休了吗？如果在凉水中给小猫洗澡，他会死的。
A:But Auntie. he didn't die because I waahed him; he died when I was wrinpng
him dry.
可是，阿姨，他不是因为我给它洗澡死的，当我把他拧于时，他就死了。
望采纳！
一个律师打开他的宝马车门，突然一辆汽车驶过来把门撞飞了，警察赶到现场，律师正痛苦地抱怨毁坏了他心爱的宝马。
“警察同志，看看他们把我的车弄的!!!”律师哀怨地说。
“你们律师真是物质至上，我很不舒服!”警察反驳说，“你这么关心你可恶的宝马，你可能没有注意到你的左胳膊也没了。”
律师终于注意到了血淋淋的左肩膀，“天哪，我的劳力士手表在哪儿?”
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit
the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the
lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined.
"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer,
"You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your
left arm was ripped off!!!"
《狗住旅店》
一个人给一家他计划在假期里停留的小旅馆写了封信，“我非常希望带着我的狗，它很干净很有教养，你能允许它和我睡一间屋子吗?”
旅馆主人立即回了封信，“我经营旅馆很多年了，狗从没偷过毛巾，床单，
餐具，或者墙上的画。我也从没有在半夜因为狗喝醉胡闹而赶走它，狗也从不不付帐就跑掉。实际上我们非常欢迎您的狗来我们旅馆，如果它为您担保，也欢迎您来。
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his vacation: "I
would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well
behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at
night?"
An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating
this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels,
bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog
in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a
dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And,
if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."
A small child was giving a bath to a tiny and dirty kitten in the gar-den.
while an ojd lady passing by.
一个小男孩在花园里给一只身上很脏的小花猫洗澡，正在这时，一个上了年纪的女士从旁边经过。
A:Sonny.you shouldn't bathe a kitty in cold waLer.He will get sick and
die.
小家伙，你不应该在凉水中给小猫洗澡，他会生病,甚至会死。
(The child go on with his job.barely liatening to her.Two houra Wer,the lacjy
was retumiWg when ahe saw the boy sittinS on the ground and cring.with the dead
kitten lying beaide
him.
可是，小男孩继续给小猫洗澡，几乎对那位女士置之不理。两小时以后，那位女士返回时看见那个小男孩坐在地上哭泣，小猫躺在他的身旁，死了。）
B:Didn't I tell you .sonny.that the kitty would die if you wa.shed him in the
cold water?
小家伙，我不是告诉休了吗？如果在凉水中给小猫洗澡，他会死的。
A:But Auntie. he didn't die because I waahed him; he died when I was wrinpng
him dry.
可是，阿姨，他不是因为我给它洗澡死的，当我把他拧于时，他就死了。
望采纳！
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- 1楼网友：过活
- 2021-02-13 22:44
It depends——
One day a doctor went to a store and bought a pair of shoes.Before he left the shoes counter,he asked the salesgirl:" How long will this pair of shoes last?"
"It depends.If you don t use it,the shoes will never wear out.
Several days later the salesgirl fell ill and went to a hospital.And the happened to be the customer she served.After the girl got the prescription from the doctor,she asked:"How soon will I get better with the medicine?
"It depends." The doctor answered,"If you don t use it,you will never get better.
- 2楼网友：玩世
- 2021-02-13 22:39
去voa 里找 那里多的是
- 3楼网友：摆渡翁
- 2021-02-13 22:18
一个老头过马路，被一辆汔车擦身而过，老头晃了一下又站住了。司机伸头出来骂：“老王八，你瞎了。”老头一下子就倒在地上，后来听说司机把车卖了，赔老头了。
- 4楼网友：轻熟杀无赦
- 2021-02-13 21:12
最丑的孩子？
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." 一位女士抱着她的宝宝上公交车，司机看到后说：“额，那是我这辈子见过的最丑的小孩。” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me." The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you." 女士走到车厢后面坐下，感到很愤怒。她对旁边的男士说：“司机刚刚羞辱了我。”男士回应说：“你快上去斥责他。去吧，我替你抱着你的猴子。”
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