哪位有适合初中学生阅读的英文笑话和小文章,最好不要太长,简单的适合背诵的
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- 提问者网友：低吟詩仙的傷
- 2021-03-19 18:38
哪位有适合初中学生阅读的英文笑话和小文章,最好不要太长,简单的适合背诵的
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- 五星知识达人网友：未来江山和你
- 2021-03-19 19:52
笑话： Rodents had overrun a posh private school near New York City. So the headmaster, a friend of mine, asked a health inspector to deliver a slide presentation to teachers and students, showing how to remedy the situation, i.e., stow trash, no food in class, etc.
The following day, a teacher had her very young children write a letter to the inspector, thanking him for the visit. One of the students wrote, "Dear Mr. Johnson, Thank you for coming to my school. Until I saw you, I didn't know what a rat looked like."
啮齿类动物在纽约市附近的一家时尚的私立学校泛滥成灾。 那家学校的校长（我的一个朋） 请来了一位健康检查员来给在校师生作一次幻灯演示，告诉他们如何处理这种情况，如，要垃圾装好，上课不能吃东西等等。
第二天，一个老师让她的那些年纪还非常小的学生给那位检查员写封信，感谢他的来访。 其中一个学生这样写道，“亲爱的 Johnson先生， 感谢您来到我的学校，在看到你之前，我还不知道老鼠长的什么样子”。
For several years, my job was to answer all viewer phone calls and mail concerning the daytime television soap operas our company produced. One day a woman called wanting medical advice from an actor who portrayed a doctor on one of our shows. I explained that the man wasn't a real doctor and couldn't help her.
After a moment of shocked silence, the woman replied indignantly, "Well, no wonder it takes his patients months to recover!"
几年来，我的工作就是接听观众打来的电话和回复他们的邮件，他们是想了解我们公司出品的白天肥皂剧的一些情况。 一天，一位女士打来电话，要求我们一位在剧中饰演医生的演员给他一些医疗上的建议。 我解释说，那人不是真的医生，帮不了她。
在一阵惊愕的沉默之后，那位女士很气愤地说，“呃，怪不得他治病总要几个月才能好”。
英语小文章：There are three people in my family,my father ,my mother and I.
My mother is a teacher who is always strict with her studend ,and with me also.She is pretty and look like young.My father is an engineer who is kind to me than my mother.He is ordinary--looking,but very strong. though they seldom stay with me, I also love them ,for we are family!
我家有三个人,我,爸爸和妈妈.
我妈妈是教师,对学生很严格,对我也一样.她很漂亮,看上去很年轻.我爸爸是工程师,对我比妈妈温和,他长相一般但他身体很强壮.尽管他们不常和我呆在一起,但我仍然爱他们,因为我们是一家人!
The farmer and the snake
In winter, the farmer found a snake frozen, he was very poor it, put the snake on her arms. After the snake warm, regained consciousness over and restore its nature, bitten by one of its benefactor, he has been a fatal injury. Dying farmer said: "I deserve to die, I pity the wicked, we should be恶报."
I would like to ask one side of you, if I said I lost this debate, I will lose many things, such as family, friendship, and love, so I must win this debate, I now would like to request one side Several ready to help others, and there is no reason to help a few friends to help me to complete my wish, I wonder if it can, no matter what the caller said, you insist, that is, non-stop to ask each other why can not help you?
在冬天，农民找到了蛇冻结，他也非常差，她的胳膊把蛇。蛇温暖后，苏醒过来，恢复了它的性质，由其恩人一咬，他一直是致命的伤害。垂死的农民说：“我该死，我怜悯恶人，我们应该恶报。”
我想请问你们之中的一方，如果我说我失去了这次辩论中，我将失去，如家庭，友谊，很多事情，和爱，所以我必须赢得这场辩论，我现在想请一边几个现成帮助别人，也没有理由帮几个朋友来帮我完成我的心愿，我不知道是否可以，不管对方说，你坚持的话，就是不停询问对方为何不能帮助你？
The following day, a teacher had her very young children write a letter to the inspector, thanking him for the visit. One of the students wrote, "Dear Mr. Johnson, Thank you for coming to my school. Until I saw you, I didn't know what a rat looked like."
啮齿类动物在纽约市附近的一家时尚的私立学校泛滥成灾。 那家学校的校长（我的一个朋） 请来了一位健康检查员来给在校师生作一次幻灯演示，告诉他们如何处理这种情况，如，要垃圾装好，上课不能吃东西等等。
第二天，一个老师让她的那些年纪还非常小的学生给那位检查员写封信，感谢他的来访。 其中一个学生这样写道，“亲爱的 Johnson先生， 感谢您来到我的学校，在看到你之前，我还不知道老鼠长的什么样子”。
For several years, my job was to answer all viewer phone calls and mail concerning the daytime television soap operas our company produced. One day a woman called wanting medical advice from an actor who portrayed a doctor on one of our shows. I explained that the man wasn't a real doctor and couldn't help her.
After a moment of shocked silence, the woman replied indignantly, "Well, no wonder it takes his patients months to recover!"
几年来，我的工作就是接听观众打来的电话和回复他们的邮件，他们是想了解我们公司出品的白天肥皂剧的一些情况。 一天，一位女士打来电话，要求我们一位在剧中饰演医生的演员给他一些医疗上的建议。 我解释说，那人不是真的医生，帮不了她。
在一阵惊愕的沉默之后，那位女士很气愤地说，“呃，怪不得他治病总要几个月才能好”。
英语小文章：There are three people in my family,my father ,my mother and I.
My mother is a teacher who is always strict with her studend ,and with me also.She is pretty and look like young.My father is an engineer who is kind to me than my mother.He is ordinary--looking,but very strong. though they seldom stay with me, I also love them ,for we are family!
我家有三个人,我,爸爸和妈妈.
我妈妈是教师,对学生很严格,对我也一样.她很漂亮,看上去很年轻.我爸爸是工程师,对我比妈妈温和,他长相一般但他身体很强壮.尽管他们不常和我呆在一起,但我仍然爱他们,因为我们是一家人!
The farmer and the snake
In winter, the farmer found a snake frozen, he was very poor it, put the snake on her arms. After the snake warm, regained consciousness over and restore its nature, bitten by one of its benefactor, he has been a fatal injury. Dying farmer said: "I deserve to die, I pity the wicked, we should be恶报."
I would like to ask one side of you, if I said I lost this debate, I will lose many things, such as family, friendship, and love, so I must win this debate, I now would like to request one side Several ready to help others, and there is no reason to help a few friends to help me to complete my wish, I wonder if it can, no matter what the caller said, you insist, that is, non-stop to ask each other why can not help you?
在冬天，农民找到了蛇冻结，他也非常差，她的胳膊把蛇。蛇温暖后，苏醒过来，恢复了它的性质，由其恩人一咬，他一直是致命的伤害。垂死的农民说：“我该死，我怜悯恶人，我们应该恶报。”
我想请问你们之中的一方，如果我说我失去了这次辩论中，我将失去，如家庭，友谊，很多事情，和爱，所以我必须赢得这场辩论，我现在想请一边几个现成帮助别人，也没有理由帮几个朋友来帮我完成我的心愿，我不知道是否可以，不管对方说，你坚持的话，就是不停询问对方为何不能帮助你？
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- 1楼网友：有你哪都是故乡
- 2021-03-19 21:27
你好！
具体文章我也就不复制，粘贴了，有些英语杂志的刊首语都很适合，记得我原来喜欢英语广场这个杂志，里面有很多很适合背诵的，也不难。其实这类的杂志很多啦，有的还带磁带，也不贵，一般的小书店都有卖
希望对你有所帮助，望采纳。
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