我想要一个英语带翻译的故事，大约8分钟。有点搞笑的，可以吗？
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- 2021-05-14 17:45
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- 2021-05-14 18:12
That is not my dog
A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a lovely little dog. She asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?"
The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite."
Then the woman bends down and tries to touch the dog. the dog bites her.
"Ouch!" she crys, "You said your dog did not bite."
The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog."
那不是我的狗
一位女士走进一家宠物店，看见一只很可爱的小狗．她问店主："你的狗咬人吗?"
店主说:"不, 我的狗不咬人."
于是这位女士弯下腰想去摸摸这条狗. 狗咬了她.
"哎哟!"她叫道,"你说过你的狗不咬人的."
店主回答说:"那不是我的狗."
My Sister's Fingers
Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?
Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at
home.
Teacher: I don't see any bandages.
Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to
hold the nail.
老师：凯温，这次你怎么又迟到了？
凯温：对不起，老师，我在家钉钉子，砸坏了两个手指头。
老师：怎么没有扎绷带呀？
凯温：噢，砸的不是我的手