一分钟富有哲理性的英语小故事

一分钟富有哲理性的英语小故事

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let me take it down an elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that ihave e ver seen ." "pless ,say it again .let me take it down ."the mouse said ."i will tell a flea what i know." 为我所用 一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。” “请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。 an old soldier often told his garden about his past war exploits. "once i met with a dozen enemy sol-diers and took them prisoners singlehand-ed." "it was half a dozen enemy soldiers when you told me the story last year.but why have you added so many more this time?" "you silly lad.you were younger last year,and i was afraid to frighten you." while wisiting the cemetery,a sorrowful couple noticed a headstone,which read,"here lies a lawyer and a honest nan"."look at that",the woman said,"money's so tight they're putting then two in a grave." lawyer jokes : a man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read, "here lies john kelly, a lawyer and an honest man." "how about that!" he exclaimed. "they've got three people buried in one grave." __________________________________ these are from a book called disorder in the court, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. __________________________________ q: what is your date of birth? a: july 15th. q: what year? a: every year. q: how old is your son, the one living with you? a: thirty-eight or thirty-five, i can't remember which. q: how long has he lived with you? a: forty-five years. _________________________________ q: what was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning? a: he said, "where am i, cathy?" q: and why did that upset you? a: my name is susan. _________________________________ q: how was your first marriage terminated? a: by death. __________________________________ q: is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which i sent to your attorney? a: no, this is how i dress when i go to work. __________________________________ q: doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? a: no. q: did you check for blood pressure? a: no. q: did you check for breathing? a: no. q: so, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? a: no. q: how can you be so sure, doctor? a: because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. q: but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? a: yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. a:nice to meet you. b:nice to meet you,too. c:nice to meet you,three.

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