可以帮我翻译这段3分钟的英语视频吗?
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- 2021-01-11 22:58
可以帮我翻译这段3分钟的英语视频吗?
最佳答案
- 五星知识达人网友：怀裏藏嬌
- 2021-01-12 00:13
MTV台利用魔戒首部曲组成魔戒远征队时的片段剪接而成的超搞笑版！真的笑死人了！
建议大家一定要直接看才够爆笑！很多精彩之处不在台词里。
==== 以下翻译请先看过原片再参考 ====
Elrond: strangers from distant lands, friends of old,
Elrond：来自四面八方的陌生朋友们、各位老友们
Elrond: you have been summoned here to answer the threat
of mordor.
Elrond：这次是为了回应魔多的威胁而召唤诸位来到这里
Elrond: middle-earth stands upon the brink of destruction.
Elrond：中土世界如今已经面临毁灭的边缘了
Elrond: Bring forth the Ring.
Elrond：把魔戒呈上前来吧
（某女星假扮的Arwen以及某男星扮演哈比人突然出现在电影片段中 ）
Arwen: Jack, did you , have the ring, don't you?
Arwen：Jack，魔戒不是你拿著吗？
Jack : yes. yes, I have the ring
Jack：呃....是的....魔戒是在我这里是没错.....
Jack: the thing is, last night, me and some buddies had a
little too much mead,
Jack：不过呢，由於昨天晚上我跟几个死党喝得稍微多了一点....
Jack: and we ended up at the piercing parlor,
Jack：后来不知怎麼搞的我们跑到穿耳洞的店里去....
Jack: and we ended up， and....
Jack：然后....我们....啊.....
Jack: a long story short...
Jack：好吧，这样比较快.......
（脱掉裤子露出小弟弟）
Arwen : oh, my god.
Arwen：喔！天啊！
Boromir: it is a gift.
Boromir：真是天赋异「柄」！
Jack : you're damn right, it's a gift
Jack：你说的一点儿也没错，这是我最骄傲的天赋 ^^
Jack : it's called a "Prince Albert,"
Jack：它的名字叫做「亚伯特王子」（本来就是小弟弟的昵称 ）
Jack : and it's my precious
Jack：这是我的宝贝-- （学Gollum的表情跟语气 ）
Arwen : so, you're telling us
Arwen：呃....所以你是要告诉我们说
Arwen : that you took the fabled Ring of Sauron,
Arwen：你拿了传说中的索伦之戒
Arwen : the one ring that could destroy allof middle-earth,
Arwen: 那枚足以毁灭整个中土世界的戒指！
Arwen: and attached it to your--
Arwen: 然后把它黏到你的....
Arwen: your little Hobbit there?
Arwen: 你的小弟弟的上面？！
Jack: it was easy.
Jack: 对啊，这很简单啊
Jack : see, what they do is
Jack: 你瞧，他们的作法就是
Jack : they heat up this metal spike,
Jack: 先把一根大钢钉烧热
Jack : then they drive it through your penis,
Jack: 然后把它戳进你的小弟弟里
Jack : and then they just wiggle it around a little bit
Jack: 再来用力捣一捣
Jack : to make sure the hole's big enough,
Jack: 等到他们觉得洞够大了
Jack: then they put a hinge on the ring, snap it shut,
Jack: 然后就用绞练穿过魔戒，把它们一起锁紧，
Jack: boom, it's on there forever, baby.
Jack: 搞定！这样它们就永远黏在一起了，宝贝。
Arwen : that's disgusting.
Arwen: 真是有够恶心的
Jack: you say that now.
Jack: 你现在是这样讲！
Jack : this little bad boy
Jack: 可是等你知道这个小坏坏....
Jack : gets the ladies where they're trying to go every
time.
Jack: 每次都能让女士们High到最高点的话....
Elrond:that Ring must be destroyed.
Elrond: 这枚戒指必须被摧毁
Jack: Yo, Eyebrows, stay out of this.
Jack: 喂！眉毛兄！（Elrond谐音），别想动他！
Arwen : Jack!
Arwen: Jack！
Arwen : none of us are comfortable with the fate of middle-
earth
Arwen: 我们没有任何一个人可以忍受中土世界的命运....
Arwen: dangling from your--
Arwen: 得「维系」在你的....
Arwen: oh, my god! it's moving.
Arwen: 喔！天啊！「它」在动！
Legolas: the ring must be destroyed.
Legolas: 这个戒指必须被摧毁！
Jack: okay, fine. I'm taking it off.
Jack: 好啦好啦！我把它拿下来可以了吧！
Jack : Jeez Louise!
Jack：真是....
Jack: I can't get it off.
Jack: 啊...我拿不下来....
（不断挣扎....过了一会儿）
Arwen: Maybe somebody should help him with that?Arwen: 呃，哪位出来帮他一下？
众人全部争先恐后起立 （这是原电影片段喔 XDDD）
: : oh, for god's sake, somebody, help him.
假Arwen: 喔，拜托，别吵了，快点帮他拿下来！
: : You have my sword.
Aragon前来跪在小底迪面前 XD: 你有我的剑！
: : And my ax.
Gimli：还有我的斧头！
: : Dude put down the ax.
Jack: 老兄，把斧头放下（惊！）
: : You know, I knew you guys wouldn't be supportive.
Jack: 你知道吗，我早就晓得你们根本帮不上忙了。
: : Gimle, when you wanted to grow a beard,
Jack: Gimli，当你说你想要留胡子的时候，
: : we all said it would look dumb,
Jack: 我们都跟你说那看起来一定很驴，
: : but you did it anyway, and now you've got a cool Rob Zombie thing going on.
Jack: 可是你还是不管三七二十一的留了，结果你看看你现在跟僵尸一样！
: : And, Elrond, the headband, it's a little 1983,
Jack: 还有，Elrond，你的头饰，那已经是1983年的老流行了！
: : but that's cool
Jack: 不过这还不打紧
: : And, Frodo, remember when--
Jack: 还有，佛罗多，你记得吗？当....
: : Frodo?
Jack: 佛罗多？
（Frodo仍然惊讶的盯著他的小底迪 XD）
: : Yo, Frodo Eyes up here
Jack: 喂！佛罗多，把眼睛往上看到这里！
: : Jack, you're right.
Arwen: 杰克，你说的没错。
: : None of us have been very supportive,
Arwen: 我们没有人能够帮的上忙
: : and it is a very attractive piercing.
Arwen: 而且这是一个非常有吸引力的穿洞....
: : and it is it okay if i...
Arwen: 我是否可以....
: : take a closer look?
Arwen（往下瞄）: 靠近一点看一下呢？
: : But, of course, my lady.
Jack: 当然罗，女士 ^^
（Arwen沈到下面去）
: : You might notice the fine craftsmanship.
Jack: 你应该可以注意到它的制作有多麼地精致.....
: : Ahhhhhhhhh!
Jack: 哇啊啊啊啊啊啊！
（Arwen拿著戒指站起来）
: : Okay. Let's get this bitch to Mount Doom.
Arwen: 好了！让我们戒指送到末日火山去吧！
建议大家一定要直接看才够爆笑！很多精彩之处不在台词里。
==== 以下翻译请先看过原片再参考 ====
Elrond: strangers from distant lands, friends of old,
Elrond：来自四面八方的陌生朋友们、各位老友们
Elrond: you have been summoned here to answer the threat
of mordor.
Elrond：这次是为了回应魔多的威胁而召唤诸位来到这里
Elrond: middle-earth stands upon the brink of destruction.
Elrond：中土世界如今已经面临毁灭的边缘了
Elrond: Bring forth the Ring.
Elrond：把魔戒呈上前来吧
（某女星假扮的Arwen以及某男星扮演哈比人突然出现在电影片段中 ）
Arwen: Jack, did you , have the ring, don't you?
Arwen：Jack，魔戒不是你拿著吗？
Jack : yes. yes, I have the ring
Jack：呃....是的....魔戒是在我这里是没错.....
Jack: the thing is, last night, me and some buddies had a
little too much mead,
Jack：不过呢，由於昨天晚上我跟几个死党喝得稍微多了一点....
Jack: and we ended up at the piercing parlor,
Jack：后来不知怎麼搞的我们跑到穿耳洞的店里去....
Jack: and we ended up， and....
Jack：然后....我们....啊.....
Jack: a long story short...
Jack：好吧，这样比较快.......
（脱掉裤子露出小弟弟）
Arwen : oh, my god.
Arwen：喔！天啊！
Boromir: it is a gift.
Boromir：真是天赋异「柄」！
Jack : you're damn right, it's a gift
Jack：你说的一点儿也没错，这是我最骄傲的天赋 ^^
Jack : it's called a "Prince Albert,"
Jack：它的名字叫做「亚伯特王子」（本来就是小弟弟的昵称 ）
Jack : and it's my precious
Jack：这是我的宝贝-- （学Gollum的表情跟语气 ）
Arwen : so, you're telling us
Arwen：呃....所以你是要告诉我们说
Arwen : that you took the fabled Ring of Sauron,
Arwen：你拿了传说中的索伦之戒
Arwen : the one ring that could destroy allof middle-earth,
Arwen: 那枚足以毁灭整个中土世界的戒指！
Arwen: and attached it to your--
Arwen: 然后把它黏到你的....
Arwen: your little Hobbit there?
Arwen: 你的小弟弟的上面？！
Jack: it was easy.
Jack: 对啊，这很简单啊
Jack : see, what they do is
Jack: 你瞧，他们的作法就是
Jack : they heat up this metal spike,
Jack: 先把一根大钢钉烧热
Jack : then they drive it through your penis,
Jack: 然后把它戳进你的小弟弟里
Jack : and then they just wiggle it around a little bit
Jack: 再来用力捣一捣
Jack : to make sure the hole's big enough,
Jack: 等到他们觉得洞够大了
Jack: then they put a hinge on the ring, snap it shut,
Jack: 然后就用绞练穿过魔戒，把它们一起锁紧，
Jack: boom, it's on there forever, baby.
Jack: 搞定！这样它们就永远黏在一起了，宝贝。
Arwen : that's disgusting.
Arwen: 真是有够恶心的
Jack: you say that now.
Jack: 你现在是这样讲！
Jack : this little bad boy
Jack: 可是等你知道这个小坏坏....
Jack : gets the ladies where they're trying to go every
time.
Jack: 每次都能让女士们High到最高点的话....
Elrond:that Ring must be destroyed.
Elrond: 这枚戒指必须被摧毁
Jack: Yo, Eyebrows, stay out of this.
Jack: 喂！眉毛兄！（Elrond谐音），别想动他！
Arwen : Jack!
Arwen: Jack！
Arwen : none of us are comfortable with the fate of middle-
earth
Arwen: 我们没有任何一个人可以忍受中土世界的命运....
Arwen: dangling from your--
Arwen: 得「维系」在你的....
Arwen: oh, my god! it's moving.
Arwen: 喔！天啊！「它」在动！
Legolas: the ring must be destroyed.
Legolas: 这个戒指必须被摧毁！
Jack: okay, fine. I'm taking it off.
Jack: 好啦好啦！我把它拿下来可以了吧！
Jack : Jeez Louise!
Jack：真是....
Jack: I can't get it off.
Jack: 啊...我拿不下来....
（不断挣扎....过了一会儿）
Arwen: Maybe somebody should help him with that?Arwen: 呃，哪位出来帮他一下？
众人全部争先恐后起立 （这是原电影片段喔 XDDD）
: : oh, for god's sake, somebody, help him.
假Arwen: 喔，拜托，别吵了，快点帮他拿下来！
: : You have my sword.
Aragon前来跪在小底迪面前 XD: 你有我的剑！
: : And my ax.
Gimli：还有我的斧头！
: : Dude put down the ax.
Jack: 老兄，把斧头放下（惊！）
: : You know, I knew you guys wouldn't be supportive.
Jack: 你知道吗，我早就晓得你们根本帮不上忙了。
: : Gimle, when you wanted to grow a beard,
Jack: Gimli，当你说你想要留胡子的时候，
: : we all said it would look dumb,
Jack: 我们都跟你说那看起来一定很驴，
: : but you did it anyway, and now you've got a cool Rob Zombie thing going on.
Jack: 可是你还是不管三七二十一的留了，结果你看看你现在跟僵尸一样！
: : And, Elrond, the headband, it's a little 1983,
Jack: 还有，Elrond，你的头饰，那已经是1983年的老流行了！
: : but that's cool
Jack: 不过这还不打紧
: : And, Frodo, remember when--
Jack: 还有，佛罗多，你记得吗？当....
: : Frodo?
Jack: 佛罗多？
（Frodo仍然惊讶的盯著他的小底迪 XD）
: : Yo, Frodo Eyes up here
Jack: 喂！佛罗多，把眼睛往上看到这里！
: : Jack, you're right.
Arwen: 杰克，你说的没错。
: : None of us have been very supportive,
Arwen: 我们没有人能够帮的上忙
: : and it is a very attractive piercing.
Arwen: 而且这是一个非常有吸引力的穿洞....
: : and it is it okay if i...
Arwen: 我是否可以....
: : take a closer look?
Arwen（往下瞄）: 靠近一点看一下呢？
: : But, of course, my lady.
Jack: 当然罗，女士 ^^
（Arwen沈到下面去）
: : You might notice the fine craftsmanship.
Jack: 你应该可以注意到它的制作有多麼地精致.....
: : Ahhhhhhhhh!
Jack: 哇啊啊啊啊啊啊！
（Arwen拿著戒指站起来）
: : Okay. Let's get this bitch to Mount Doom.
Arwen: 好了！让我们戒指送到末日火山去吧！
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- 2021-01-12 00:40
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