史上最短的英语小笑话

史上最短的英语小笑话

guest:What is the fly doing in my soup? waiter: He is swimming, sir. 客人：这只苍蝇在我汤里干嘛？ 招待：他在游泳，先生。 *********************************i saw a saw saw a saw .我看见一个锯子在锯一个锯子**********************************Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow". 老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到? 汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,就看见一个牌子上写着"学校----慢行". ******************************Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth. 事实上，只有一杯酒就让我醉倒了，糟糕的是，我不能想起来它是第十三杯还是第十四杯。 ***************************As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... 当你慢慢变老，会发生三件事。第一件是你会丧失记忆。而我已经记不起来其它两件了……

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