英语短文 50词 带翻译！

求英语短文 最好50字 以下也行，不能太少，实在没有笑话·故事也行，不过最好是短文，一定要带翻译~~！！！！在线等答案！！！各位帮帮忙啊~~

Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."

杰克骑车摔伤，得住院治疗。一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填。仞杰克填好递上表格"还有什么漏填的？"护士问. "有！"杰克想了想说，"我是个单身汉."
总是口渴
　　Always Thirsty

　　"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."

　　"That"s terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"

　　"No, but I am always thirsty!"

　　总感到口渴

　　一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。”

　　“真是太糟糕了！”朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗？”

　　“不疼，可是我总感到口渴。”

My family I love my family, because I have a happy family. My father is an English teacher. His name is Jacky. He is thirty-eight. He likes playing basketball. What’s my mother job? Is she a teacher? Yes, you’re right! My mother is very kind and nice, she is thirty-seven. My mother is always laborious work. I love my parents! On Saturday and Sunday, I often go to the library and play the piano, My father go to play basketball. Sometimes, we watch TV and listen to music at home. I love my family. Because I’m very happy to live with my parents together! 我的家庭 我爱我的家庭,因为我有一个快乐的家庭. 我的爸爸是一名英语教师,他的名字叫Jacky.他今年38岁.他非常喜欢打篮球.我的妈妈是赶什么呢?她是一名教师吗?是的.你说对了!我的妈妈是一个很亲切、友善的人,她今年37岁.我妈妈总是勤劳的干活.我爱我的父母. 在星期六和星期天里,我经常去图书馆和弹钢琴.我爸爸去打篮球.有时侯,我们都在家看电视和听音乐. 我爱我家.因为我和爸爸妈妈一起生活得很开心! Today was Sunday. Today was September 30th, 2004. It was a boring day. It was hot. I was not a work. I watched TV all morning. The shows were boring. Then I called my friend, Nancy. She wasn’t at home. I didn’t know where she was. At twelve I was hungry. There was not any food in the fridge. I was lazy. I was tired. Then I ate lunch outside. At one o’clock. I was in bed. In the afternoon I was at the movies. The film was boring. I'm glad tomorrow is Monday. I can go to school and see my friends. 安的日记 今天是星期天，2004年9月30日。这是令人厌烦的一天。今天天气很热，我呆在家里，不用去上学。 我看了一上午的电视。电视节目和无聊。于是我给好朋友南西打电话，可她不在家。我不知道她去哪里了。 十二点我饿了，可是冰箱里什么食物都没有。我很懒惰，也很劳累，于是我出去吃了午饭。一点我上床睡觉。下午我去了电影院。电影很无聊。很高兴明天就是星期一了，我有可以返回学校见到我的好朋友了 When I alone at home I like a person in the home, because of having no father and mother to take care of.I a person at home, in the morning, I will write an industry.Watch again a television after finishing writing homework.Perhaps go to a park stroll together with friend.Sometimes go to a supermarket to do some shopping.In the evening, I will work well supper to wait for father and mother coming back to have a meal.Evening.I get to the Internet to go to the movie.Do I like Ping very much?Because she is very young, very beautiful. 当我独自在家时 我喜欢一个人在家里,因为没有爸爸和妈妈管着.我一个人在家里时,早上,我会写作业.写完作业后,再看看电视.或者和朋友一起去公园散步.有时去超市买点东西.傍晚,我会做好晚饭等待爸爸和妈妈回来吃饭.晚上.我就上网看电影.我很喜欢舒畅.因为她很年轻,很漂亮.

a bunch of great, dead scientists were playing hide-and-seek in heaven. when it was einstein's turn to be the seeker, he counted untill 100 and opened his eyes. all the others had hidden themselves, but only newton were still standing there.

einstein walked to him and said: "newton, i've got you!"

newton answered: "no. you have not got newton."

einstein said: "then who are you!?"

newton said: "look, where am i standing?"

einstein looked down and found that newton was standing on a square floor board with one metre long and one metre wide. he didn't understand.

newton then said: "there's one square meter under my feet. it then makes us 'newton divided by square meter'. so, what you've got is not newton, but pascal."

一群伟大的科学家死后在天堂里玩藏猫猫。轮到爱因斯坦抓人，他数到100睁开眼睛，看到所有人都藏起来了，只有牛顿还站在那里。 爱因斯坦走过去说：“牛顿，我抓住你了” 牛顿：“不，你没有抓到牛顿。” 爱因斯坦：“那你是谁？” 牛顿：“你看我脚下是什么？” 爱因斯坦低头看到牛顿站在一块长宽都是一米的正方形的地板砖上，不解。 牛顿：“我脚下是一平方米的方块，我站在上面就是牛顿/平方米，所以你抓住的不是牛顿，你抓住的是帕斯卡”

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