可爱又可笑的笑话
- 提问者网友：龅牙恐龙妹
- 2021-04-27 13:41
- 五星知识达人网友：孤独入客枕
- 2021-04-27 14:41
1.有一只狼宝宝噢，它一生下来不吃肉只吃素，它父母很担心啊。结果一天看到狼宝宝追一只兔子啦，父母很欣慰。然后狼宝宝抓住兔子说：把胡萝卜交出来！……
2.一只小兔子去池塘钓鱼，钓了许久都没有钓到.....
第二天,小兔子又去池塘钓鱼,钓了一天仍没有钓到鱼......
第三天,小兔子仍然坚持在池塘钓鱼,还是一无所获.......
第四天,小兔子还是去了池塘钓鱼,一只鱼蹦出水面对着小兔子咆哮：“你丫再用胡萝卜当饵,老子抽死你!”
3.…作业做了很久，顺手 打开收音机，一个温柔的声音传出："…如果肤色分红，脸上的绒毛细嫩柔软，那么说明很健康…"
听到这里，忍不住摸了自己的脸，对镜顾盼，再笑一笑，样子健康可爱。
这时，又听播音员说道："好，听众朋友，这次我们的《养猪知识讲座》就到这里……"
- 1楼网友：蕴藏春秋
- 2021-04-27 16:36
- 2楼网友：荒野風
- 2021-04-27 15:26
② One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. ⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好.
⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep. “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. ⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk? 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.
⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.
⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地.
⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result! 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看.
⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多.