求英文关于动物的笑话,不要太长～带中文翻译～

求英文关于动物的笑话,不要太长～带中文翻译～

A tiger caught a Deer.一只老虎抓到一头鹿
The tiger plans to eat the deer,so the deer screamed: you can't eat me老虎打算吃了这头鹿.鹿急忙大叫：“你不能吃我?”
The tiger hesitated,feeling very strange,so he asked the deer: why can't i eat you?老虎一楞,感到很奇怪,于是问鹿：“为什么我不能吃你?”
The deer said: Because im a protected second class animal in the country,so,no matter what you can't eat me !
鹿说：“因为我是国家二级保护动物,所以,你无论如何也不能吃了我!”
The tiger after hearing what the deer said,laughed and said haha,then i should really eat you !
老虎听完笑着说：那么我更应该要吃你了
Deer asked : why
鹿说：“为什么?”
because im a first class protected animal in the country Tiger proudly said
“因为我是国家一级动物!”老虎得意地说.

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