急求英语笑话，100词左右，易懂，初一水平

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提问者网友：轮囘Li巡影
2021-02-22 15:46

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五星知识达人网友：患得患失的劫
2021-02-22 17:04

爆笑英语笑话：Go ahead：
小明上英文课时跟老师说：May I go to the toilet?老师说：Go
ahead.小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿，小明又跟老师说：May I go to the toilet?老师说：Go ahead.
小明上英文课时跟老师说：May I go to the toilet?
老师说：Go ahead.

小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿，小明又跟老师说：May I go to the toilet?
老师说：Go ahead.

小明又坐了下来。他旁边的同学于是忍不住问：你不是跟老师说要上厕所吗？怎么不去？
小明说：你没听老师说「去你个头」啊

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1楼网友：话散在刀尖上
2021-02-22 18:34

one night just before valentine's day a woman had a lovely dream about a beautifulnecklace. when she woke up, she told her husband, "i just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for valentine's day. what do you think it could mean?" "you'll find out on valentine's day." he said with a knowing smile. on valentine's day, the man gave his delighted wife a beautifully wrapped package. excitedly, she opened it, only to find a book entitled "the meaning of dreams". 情人节前一天，一个女人做了个项链的梦。当她醒来，她和她丈夫说：“我刚梦到你情人节给了我一根珍珠项链。你说那是什么含义呢？”。 “到情人节那天你就会知道了。”他笑着说。情人节那天，男人给了他老婆一个礼盒。她很兴奋地打开，看到的却是一本书，书名是《梦的解析》。

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