Who Is Stupid
Mr White was at the window of a train in a station.He was going to Ipswich,and he was very angry.The train begin moving,and an oid porter canme to the window.
Mr White shouted angrily to the porter,"I gave you my luggage a quarter of an hour ago,but you haven'tput it in the train.Why isn't it here,and where have you put it?"
The porter looked at Mr White and said,"I looked for you everywhere,but i didn't find you.Your luggage isn't as stupid as you are.You're in the wrong train.That one's going to Ipswich.